Total Medals Earned: 73 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,245 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (55/360 points)
code 100.000 lines
sell 100.000 games
code 1000 lines alone
make 25 games
code 10.000 lines alone
code 100.000 lines alone
make 100 games
sell 1.000.000 games
code 1.000.000 lines
make 250 games
sell 10.000.000 games
code 10.000.000 lines
make 1000 games
sell 100.000.000 games
code 100.000.000
code 1.000.000 lines alone
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (40/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 7/29 (40/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
See that wall? Touch it.
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending